Sidekick-ed Script Draft

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There are henchmen and throwing axes laying all over the ground of a lumberyard in what looks like a sea of blood. The henchmen are all dressed in flannel and jeans, but their bodies are pale white, drained of all their life-force. The team is doing their best to tip-toe around the bodies and not step in all the blood. Except for Muzzle, who appears to be examining the bodies. They are heading towards the lumber mill.

TETHER

Seriously, Bloody Mary?

BLOODY MARY

I said I was sorry! I got a little too excited to fight my first hench-person.

TETHER

You think?

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They are almost to the doors, when a large tree trunk comes flying through the doors. It clearly catches everyone by surprise and them back to the sides off-panel. Except for Muzzle, who was probably a safe distance away.

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Agnes the Axe stands in the blown-out opening. She's an imposing figure. Seven feet tall and extremely muscular. She has a handsome face with viking axe tattoos on both of the shaved sides of her head. Her dirty blond hair is braided tightly in a sweet mohawk that lands down the middle of her back. She is also dressed in a flannel shirt, but its sleeves are cut off. And it is matched with jean shorts and boots. There are two axes strapped to her back, and two smaller ones attached to her belt. All in all, it is like a viking-lumberjack mashup.

CAPTION

Superhuman strength and durability. Has a thing for throwing axes.

AGNES THE AXE

Well, well, well. What do we have here?